texas leafblower

after taking a hit of weed, you blow it in the girls vagina, then suck it out

give her a texas leafblower

by crazy mexican May 19, 2008

Texas Rose

Sticking your ass in someones face and letting out a racid fart.

"One of my asshat friends slept over one night so I popped a squat over his face and woke his ass up with a Texas Rose he'll never forget"

by Natish November 4, 2006

texas hotstick

this is when you are fucking your bitch in the ass and then you spit some chew on you dick and continue the madness!

hey sally how would you like to try the texas hotstick tonight?

by greg June 21, 2006

Texas Blowjob

When you put hot sauce on your dick and have a girl lick it

Sandy gave billy bob a Texas blowjob for being a good boy

by Jokey4 April 13, 2017

texas ladder

One person gets on a ladder (5 feet tall) with a hard cock. The other person lays on the ground spreading his lubed up anus. The dude on the ladder then jumps and penetrates the other persons sopping wet gaping bung hole.

Dude my anus still hurts from when your brother did the texas ladder on me

by Texas ladder August 15, 2015

Texas Mudslide

The act of ejaculating in the face of a woman then immediately proceding to spit some chaw in her face as well.

Commonly done by men that are true beauties, all stars, champs, or overall wheelshows.

Any poser performing this act must be the victim of a Texas Mudslide while being chirped viciously by his superiors.

How was your night with that rocket" "Oh! It was great! Bitch gave me dome then I gave her a texas mudslide in return"

by SwaggerJacks November 29, 2011

texas oil

Nigga it's that lean

I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension

by Purpledrankdrinker69 June 16, 2017