Anal Mouse

A-nal Mouse {eyn-l mous}
noun
pl. anal mice

A type of white parasitic mouse that hides around your anus and in human rectums. Only lives there because of dirt and grime. Causes painful hemorrhoids and jaundice and painful erections in men. Attracted to fumunda cheese.

Cures: bleaching the surrounded area.

Men- wash fumunda out.

Kerry: "Oh James, why do you have a boner and yellow skin?"
James: "Um. I have the anal mouse."
Kerry: "You know they have stuff for that, right?"
James: "Yeah, but I also have chronic fumunda cheese disease."
Kerry: "Well, fuck you."

by FUmundamasta October 15, 2009

Anal Itching

the inching of the anus and or including the surrounding areas of the anus.

Kalynn said to Mike "My butt itches, u might have gave me anal itching" And Mike "Wash You Ass Every Once and Awhile"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sir Long Slong December 27, 2011

carrot anal

this is the gay masturbation technique "carrot anal".

This involves the insertion of the carrot into a male's anal cavity to massage the prostate, some consider this to be the males G-spot .
This was a technique founded by Dr.J Wilson. of teeside university who was proud to publish his inventon

as a group of large men walked into the bedroom they were intrigued to fined one of his peers with a carrot in his arsehole, they called it carrot anal :0

by AME PUSSY DESTROYER November 8, 2013

Anal probe

A gadget used to dive deep into some ones anal cavity and give them some sort a sexual pleasure.

"Oooooooooo that anal probe is soooooooo GOOOOOOOOODDDD "(moans)

by Dannyboi June 19, 2006

Anal Beard

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard

by Joe Symonds May 19, 2006

Anal Gravy

The after effects of butt-fucking

Guy 1: Last night I filled my girl friend with anal gravy!
Guy 2: Nice dawg!

by Ryan March 20, 2004

Anaiya

Anaiya is a cool,pretty,down to earth girl. She has a cool side a calm side and a ghetto side. She stays out of drama as much possible but sometime an instigator. Everyone has fun around Anaiya. And dont forget that booty it's hella big. Anaiya gets all the boys but is still humble as fuck. Anaiya is just that bitch

Random Guy 1 :"damn who is that?"
Random Guy 2:" That's Anaiya bro"
Random Guy 1:"Mmm. Damn she fine"

by Heybaaaby123 September 28, 2018