dirty alarna

The act of inserting a champagne bottle into a girls anus then popping the cork before catching the champagne in a glass that has the males semen in it before drinking it

'I gave her a dirty alarna last night it was hilarious'

by Jimmyglitters;) July 8, 2021

Balls Alarm

When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.

It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.

Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.

by Babeofmanywords July 16, 2021

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Gibran Alfarizi

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Gibran Alfarizi

by Gubran November 21, 2021

Freddy Alarcon

A FUCKING SEXY AS HUMAN BEING WITH SO MUCH HOES AND BITCHES

ROBERT: HOLY SHIT IS THAT FREDDY ALARCON
FREDDY ALARCON: FUCK YEA

by INC_SPYDER November 22, 2021

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021