alaska thunderfuck

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!

Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz

by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008

alark

Alark is something you say to someone in the process of hugging them.

Jackie hugged Jenn in the hallway and screamed AlARK!

by jackieeeex3lol March 8, 2007

Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is plowing a chick and he pisses in her pussy

Damn...Jack gave me an Alaskan Firedragon last night. I had piss dripping from me for hours!

by Perversion Conversion February 21, 2012

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.

"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games

by XF42 August 6, 2009

Alaskan Firecracker

When a girl is on her menstral cycle and she fills a condom with blood. Freezez it and then uses it as a dildo. Then eats the frozen blood afterwords

Wow, you know Tray watched his sister make an Alaskan Firecracker? How sick!

by Thatoneguy401 January 22, 2011

Alaskan Terd Nugget

When a man shits in a womans vagina and then when engadged in sex she queefs it on his dick. He then slaps her on the cheek with his erect penis, leaving a dark line.

I gave that girl a nice Alaskan Terd Nugget last night. She looked like a freak today with that black and blue.

by Achmed Badalandabad February 12, 2008

Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.

Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3

by Lyshan November 4, 2009