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Jonas

Jonas dose music, when this subject is brought up to a Jonas he gets angry and hits people whit is shit like an ape
Nathan: do you do music
Jonas: "flings his shit absolutely everywhere out of pure anger"
by Winston Churchill lll December 10, 2019
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Jonas

A Jonas is someone who is most definitely queer, specifically with a Christian.
Oh my gosh! Jonas and Christian look so good together!
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jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue
by Green tea22 July 7, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas

J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
by Bellaskim April 20, 2023
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Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson

Patasit
Ay jolle the j is perfoming at backang?!?!
Yeah thats Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson alright
by JolleJoh November 10, 2021
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Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person
A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024
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