Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.

Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.

by Boobalaz July 15, 2022

turkey waffle

Vagina with extra skin

I hit that loose turkey waffle

by pooknboi November 18, 2014

Turkey the blunt

Emptying the blunt without splitting it, and stuffing it with weed like a turkey

Ay bruh did you turkey the blunt? It looks fat as fuck

by Ya Boy Skinny P July 26, 2017

Turkey Gobble

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)

I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

turkey sweeper

When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.

Jennifer Aniston is a turkey sweeper.

by Porkbrains November 5, 2013

Turkey-Lurking

Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.

Why are you just turkey-lurking?

by Capn Majesty May 22, 2023

Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

by Bonetorno April 6, 2021