Sweating like a marine about to do a math test

Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.

Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.

by We are that RC brothers December 30, 2019

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

by scooner March 21, 2018

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter

sweating profusely

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

by mattymayi October 14, 2008

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

sweat-back

The sweaty back incurred by sitting on a leather chair and streaming every day.

Grifter online gamers who have sought new monetized income by means of becoming unofficial corporative mouthpieces. Usually beta males who don a uniform wearing large harry potter glasses, Fluffy headgear, Pearl Necklaces, painted nails and $800 jumpers with French names.

Super Uber Obsessed with Female power, Black Community Issues, LGBT Rights. Green Talking Points. White Males.
Have no real opinion just cut-copy-paste, Dems, CNN and Facebook concerns.

Always an ally to women , but surround themselves with those twitch girls who show far too much flesh for any social gathering.

Sit in $1000 gamer chairs and criticize successful men who sell out venues and do award winning business in IRL.

Seathers, Saltifiers, Haters, wannabees. Pretend to be left wing socialists but bask in the 'truly abhorrent' hierarchy of rewards and financial gain.

See also: Napoleon and the Piggies in Animal Farm
See Also: When the Socialist and Marxist become the 1% of highest earners

That Hasan Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude is one grifting sweat-back

by Tanzs of Arms December 22, 2021

sweat

Quite literally the scum of the earth. A sweat is a person who tries too hard in video games. They get absolutely ZERO bitches and are shocked to discover the definition of a "social life." Can be any age, but the worst sweats can be found at the ages 13-25. At this age, the sweats discover the magical world of "racism" and "toxicity" and discover this silly thing called "insecurities" and "puberty."

If you are a sweat, go fuck yourself.

Yeah I played some Roblox and CoD with Jimmy yesterday. He got all pussy ass bitch when I killed him once. What a fuckin sweat.

by Rol_ December 28, 2023