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iceberg salad

A sexual act involving the insertion of ice into the anus while performing analingus. See tossed salad.
George scooped a few pieces of ice with his tongue and then gave Danny an iceberg salad.
by Christophales January 6, 2008
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Bff salad

A salad that your friend makes that looks disgusting.
Eww that's a bff salad!
by 12345678901234567890987654321a February 27, 2020
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Salad Skipper

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.
Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."
by SophieBee October 7, 2012
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Salad Chicken

Any lettuce-based salad that has strips of chicken placed on or in it. Used to describe a salad that includes chicken while avoiding the term "Chicken Salad," which is more generally used to describe the delicious mayonaise-based paste that is either a topping for salad or the inside of a sandwich.
Dumb Guy: Ooh! Look! Theres some chicken salad in the cafeteria!

Smart Guy: No jackass, thats Salad Chicken. Chicken Salad is the stuff your mom makes for sandwiches."

Dumb Guy: Oh.
by Grizogi January 20, 2010
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ColeSlaw Salad

When you melt cheese on a woman's downstairs mix up while dipping fries in the wet, cheesy substance. See TyFry Salad for dipping fries in the front for cheese and then the brown eye next door for chili. When the cheese is gone refill her with your magic ranch dip and proceed with the remainder of the fries.
Ben: Mary I'm hungry
Susan: We have some cheese and French fries if you want a ColeSlaw Salad.
Ben: yum I'm down for that. Let me get my insulin and let's get this party started

Susan: Cool I'll start warming up chili if you want sone TyFry's
by Hdffcgbvhh May 7, 2017
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beer salad

A drinking game where you take the first 3 food items you see, throw them in a bowl, pour a beer over it, and eat it.
Bro 1- Frosted mini wheats, grilled cheese, and bananas
Bro 2- Covered in beer? That's terrible!
Bro 1- I'm not eating this beer salad
by Carlo Von Sexron April 28, 2014
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camel salad

The locks of shit caked dingleberries that swing from a camels anus
That camel salad looks like it needs a good cleaning
by Ninjacumboomer November 13, 2013
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