The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope
Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.
by Plant.mami December 08, 2024
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Doritos of Club Penguin

A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.
Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.
by Seltzer_Sex December 21, 2020
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Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"
by Nethamer October 05, 2020
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Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.
Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."
by Ivana Trump August 22, 2007
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Doan N the penguin

“Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum
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Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
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Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng
by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020
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