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people that need to collect jack

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.
by waitwhatwhosthis October 28, 2018
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i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds
by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020
mugGet the i need timemug.

I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal
by DDistrict December 8, 2024
mugGet the I need a therian gfmug.

Pi Needs You!

A humanist manifesto that brings together mathematicians and math educators around the globe to promote the message that math, in particular pi, must be humanized and inclusive rather than indifferent and elitist.
In an age of AI, where machines could spread π misinformation and disinformation, it’s of paramount importance that movements like “Pi Needs You!” reside in the mathematical consciousness of an oft-semi-innumerate lay public.
by Numerati January 5, 2025
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needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.
Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.
by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022
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bro doesn't need autotune

The definition of someone having amazing singing skills that they do not need the help of autotune to make their singing better.
"Bro doesn't need autotune. He sings so well."
by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023
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