Jerry

A overweight,very dim-witted male who tends to be attached to a certain inanimate object with trauma commonly

I have a relative but just between you and me he's a jerry

by Squooboo October 16, 2023

Jerry

A cute boy that may be single but still talks to the ladies. Jerry can be short but can carry a big package in his pants.

Allison: Hey you see Jerry over there

Halie: Yeah he is really cute

Allison: I was at his house and he carries a package

Halie: What do you mean

Allison: Just go to his house and you will know what I mean

by JOEMAMAMAMAMA October 22, 2019

Jerry

Someone who is uncoordinated, stupid, clumsy, dumb, and peculiar.
Synonyms: Jerr and Jerr bear

You are such a Jerry for tripping over those boxes.

by Jack X 10 October 8, 2018

Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.

"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."

by bigfattesticles January 5, 2025

Jerry

A big ape old man who likes to yell at kids at Pinon Mesa Middle School in Phelan, California. Most kids are afraid of him.

That big ape Jerry just yelled at some kids for running.

by SHAMROCKSHAKE July 14, 2022

Stop Jerry

Ugh there is all always that friend named "Jerry" but at school they call him "Big dick Jerry". Big dick Jerry will not shut up like, get a life with your big ass penis like no one cares. Plus he always steals all of mine-coins things like stop Big dick Jerry.

1; Stop Jerry
2; Oh that dick..?
1; yeah
3 (Jerry); Hey guys have you ever-
2; oh my god sto-
3; climbed a mountain on that minecraft world..?

1; *Checks Minecraft account* wait those were my coins-
2; Big dick Jerry all ready left.

by llama-chan / lnfo - chan June 11, 2018

Jerry

You’re cool and all, but you literally have cancer… that’s about it

You’re such a Jerry

by TheNameIsJerry December 13, 2021