Guy 1: I think I want a haircut later
Guy 2: I really recommend going to great clips and getting the classroom hair
Guy 2: I really recommend going to great clips and getting the classroom hair
by Bermudaboyshorts August 7, 2016
Get the Classroom hairmug. Hairstyle for young men, characterized by sweeping tendrils of diagonal hair across the forehead and side of the face.
If I open up another magazine and see one more boy with that hurricane hair I'm gonna lose my lunch.
by DLucasSki January 30, 2009
Get the Hurricane Hairmug. by fwoofyhair May 18, 2021
Get the fwoofy hairmug. "Why do these white hairs in my beard grow thicker and stronger than regular hair?" "Cuz they're veteran hairs"
by Joe the Armenian May 27, 2015
Get the veteran hairsmug. by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019
Get the Hair Ponymug. A humorous, historic unit of measure most often used to indicate a small variance in size, position, or spatial reference.
The width of a cunt hair as actually measured using a calibrated micrometer, typically ranges from .003" to .005" wide using the Imperial Standard, or .0762mm to .127mm Metric Standard.
The term is widely used and considered humorous among tradesmen, people in the military, or anyone wishing to express a small unit of measure or deviation from an established standard. The term cunt hair is also considered vulgar in many social situations where a familiarity or use of this expression is not common.
The term began as a humorous description at a time when measuring devices were crude and imprecise.
Until recently, the demarcation "cunt hair" had never been standardized. The new emerging standard measurement for a cunt hair is 1/64" Imperial.
This increment has been chosen to represent the term cunt hair because most often tradesmen will identify a "cunt hair" measurement as half the space between the 1/32" marks on their tape measure. It is also the smallest identifiable demarcation visible on a ruler or tape measure without the use magnifying aids. The case for this increment is further made by the abstract nature of pubic hair and it's inconsistencies of thickness. The humorous nature of this term, casual use and spontaneous reference negate the need for a scientific standard as it is never used for an actual documented measurement.
The width of a cunt hair as actually measured using a calibrated micrometer, typically ranges from .003" to .005" wide using the Imperial Standard, or .0762mm to .127mm Metric Standard.
The term is widely used and considered humorous among tradesmen, people in the military, or anyone wishing to express a small unit of measure or deviation from an established standard. The term cunt hair is also considered vulgar in many social situations where a familiarity or use of this expression is not common.
The term began as a humorous description at a time when measuring devices were crude and imprecise.
Until recently, the demarcation "cunt hair" had never been standardized. The new emerging standard measurement for a cunt hair is 1/64" Imperial.
This increment has been chosen to represent the term cunt hair because most often tradesmen will identify a "cunt hair" measurement as half the space between the 1/32" marks on their tape measure. It is also the smallest identifiable demarcation visible on a ruler or tape measure without the use magnifying aids. The case for this increment is further made by the abstract nature of pubic hair and it's inconsistencies of thickness. The humorous nature of this term, casual use and spontaneous reference negate the need for a scientific standard as it is never used for an actual documented measurement.
A sheet metal worker might say, "Move it a cunt hair to the left."
A carpenter would say, "Trim a cunt hair off that board and it will fit perfectly."
A sniper may indicate that "The shot missed by a cunt hair."
A carpenter would say, "Trim a cunt hair off that board and it will fit perfectly."
A sniper may indicate that "The shot missed by a cunt hair."
by Max Chatfield August 15, 2020
Get the Cunt Hairmug. pineapple hair is a the leaf part of a pineapple coming out of a pineapple, from spongebob, { person who made up this word is anix}
by Gachaplays :3 on youtube June 16, 2020
Get the pineapple hairmug.