Poser

Somebody that says they get something they really don't so that people will pay attention to them, as seeking attention is always part of their agenda.

The poser said she got something everyone else said they got so that she wouldn't be the only one among them that didn't get it, she would be part of their group, she would see herself as being in with the group, even if not everybody did see in her what she saw in herself, as not everyone was looking through the same narcissistic lens.

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

Poser

Some females want to look and sound like guys, when the guys are athletes, soldiers, or astronauts, something positive. They don't want to look or sound like guys who are dumbasses, losers, junkies, or goofuses as often, the same ones that wanted to look like astronauts often turn into cowards and let some male look like the loser.

The female poser wanted a male image, trying to say that it was equality, but in reality she didn't want the full range of the experience that went with being male, especially the negative things. She didn't want more of her kind committing suicide because they were losers, the way males have done for a long time. She didn't want more of her kind to look weak to the world, since to her only males could be cowards.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a poser."
Example 2
"I saw a guy wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

Poser

Someone who tries to come off as serious and as someone who doesn't take themself too seriously at the same time, without really being either one.

Lindsay, the mollycoddle girl, was the kind of poser who would try to make fun of scientists then become the scientist. The same kind of person who would try to ridicule routine and responsibility, then pose as a serious person when it was convenient.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019

Poser

Someone who starts claiming to be an asshole to avoid being the same mollycoddle next door or down the street they were growing up, rather than because they really are an asshole.

The poser is imitating assholes now that he/she is no longer imitating kind hearted people.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

poser

a person whot hinks that they can fit in. they do what everyone else does and wears what they do.

an example of the word poser would be a preppy bitch. one day she is preppy. the next day she is wearing all black with dark eyeliner and acts emo.

by urbanisbeastman December 16, 2008

Posers

Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.

The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021