Life is a lemon

1. Defines with frustration the fact that life is sometimes unfair (a lemon is also a fuck).

2. A clever blog about a lemonade life by a funny italian guy

"Oh god he just robbed me, life is a lemon."

by Artemides May 31, 2009

squeezing the lemon

After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.

"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"

by bassfische April 07, 2017

Sherbet Lemon

The act of going to the toilet to rack up a line of coke on the back of the bog, and accidentally getting it mixed up with someone's piss, and then snorting it anyway.

"Mate, what the fuck?"

"Sherbet Lemon. I'm not wasting this shit! "

by Furbswithamassivecock December 15, 2012

lemon cookie

jiz soaked cookie

ur mom likes my lemon cookie

by Tony Hampton November 25, 2003

lemon zest

Any sex act using substituting hummus as lubricant

"He was pretty tight so I gave him the ol' Lemon Zest"

by Lemmondaddy June 21, 2015

lemon sherbert

Can only be done when there is snow on the ground. The male ejackulates and urnitates into a condom. Snow is put into the condom after, and the partner scoops it out with a spoon and its the mixture, which resembles lemon sherbert.

Neill: Hey Nina, would you like a Lemon Sherbert?

Nina : Yay its snowing! I would love one!

by Coolawesomeness August 21, 2006

Lemon Sorbet

Where in a sex-related manner you piss in her mouth, and then jizz in her mouth, and then shake her all around. You can eat it when it comes out(if your like that).

i gave her a wonderfull tasting lemon sorbet.

by Scott Lieb November 05, 2006