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Kinder-Gamer

1. A child or preteen that needs their parents permission and credit card to enter into an established MMORPG, thusly ruining the community and destroying adult gamer's good time.

2. A nOOb that refuses to follow netiquitte and shut off THE DAMN CAP LOCKS!-in any MMO game.

3. Any child in an Online game with a name like PhuXurMom,Poopalotti,KingDong,Poontrasher,xTehShItx,
Gankenyoo.
"This game was cool in Beta but then the developers let in all the Kinder-Gamers and now it's just a damned daycare."
by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010
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Gamer IQ

A form of low IQ people who have failed in life use to define mild success in a video game.
Esfandtv (twitch streamer and degenerate) I have high gamer IQ look at me play this easy game, I'm doing so well.
by JackSmitTheslipperySticks February 27, 2023
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Monster Gamer

Monster Gamer is Cooler than thunder7 and thunder6 lol xD
by Barry Is Epic January 11, 2021
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Turkish Gamers

Incompetent and degenerate scum. They typically break every rule that exists on online servers, then when they get banned, the track down the person responsible for supplying the staff proof and proceed to send them clusters of insults and death threats.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.
John: Are there any Turkish Gamers on this server
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.
by Vladmir Makarov December 20, 2019
mugGet the Turkish Gamersmug.

Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.
P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."
by amethystbible June 27, 2023
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Gamer Cocaine

Essence of pure gamer condensed into a powdery substance. Obtained by scraping a gamer's mousepad, mouse, or keyboard with a knife or other sharp-edged material.
I scraped some gamer cocaine off of my mousepad last night.
by pechman April 4, 2021
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your gamerness

A parody of "Your Highness." Used in online chats typically from one gamer to another. Indicates a high respect and honor for the receiving end.
Wanna play CS:GO?”
Sure, your gamerness.”
by adbhv March 2, 2021
mugGet the your gamernessmug.

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