November 12

Today is the day your girlfriend give you the greatest head of the year, and she keeps eye contact as you finish in her mouth.

My girlfriend gave me the greatest blowjob ever today, I forgot it was November 12th!

by Ricky Iglesia November 12, 2020

November 12

The national, slap ya’ girls ass day

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: about to hit him
Boy: ” eyyy it’s November 12th you know what that means”
Girl: “ooooh fuck it...”

by ✨☁️ M I L K Y W A Y ☁️✨ November 11, 2019

November 12

It’s the nation grab you girls ass day✨

Boy; grav girls ass ”Its november 12th”
Girl; ” fUcK it....”

by ✨☁️ M I L K Y W A Y ☁️✨ November 11, 2019

November 12

smack your youngest friend day, you smack them because they're inferior

Dude why did you just smack me!

Because its November 12 duh.

Oh makes sense.

by bigbodypeppa November 11, 2019

March 12

March 12 is a day of recognition to an epic fella, and a new chapter for an epic fella. Cheers to the March 12 fellas who are kind hearted, inspirational, helpful and etc. People born on March 12 are some of the realest fellas you’ll meet. Do you know an epic fella born on this day?

“Oh my… it’s March 12, we better get celebrating…”
“All my homies love March 12…”

by Anonym005 March 12, 2022

October 12

National fuck your best friends mom day

October 12th ../National fuck your best friends mom day is when you fuck your best-friends mom and get away with it .

by Jennifer handlmans October 07, 2022

December 12

Give your super wonderful boyfriend lucas a million hugs and remind him hes the best boyfriend in the world.

Kayla-guess what today iiisss
Lucas-what?
Kayla- DECEMBER 12TH
Lucas- YAY HUGSSS

by Ladyp0mp0m December 12, 2020