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The Texas Flop

The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.
Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.
by Dapone September 30, 2019
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Formal Flop

When you flop on the ground gracefully and elegantly.
“She just flopped onto the floor.. no, that was a formal flop”
by That_Lil_Sleeze June 29, 2022
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wang flop

when u slap ur dick against the wall and it makes a loud "SLAP" noise
by koreillymaster April 15, 2011
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holy shit flops

a word used for dying in minecraft
by Rakan69 September 22, 2021
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Doodle flop

The male version of boob wobble
Did you see Noah’s doodle flop as he ran down the stairs?
by wangtown March 19, 2024
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Flop

When you ask your workmate you've secretly had a crush on for months what she's doing next Wednesday but she rejects you because you have a head.
Cunt's a 'flop' aye LOL
by Jonathan Castro July 16, 2018
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Charlie the flop

other: what is this charlie the flop
me: who* he is the flop
by soobins wife February 10, 2022
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