Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".

Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.

by EDI Guy March 22, 2011

Stillborn Fail

The act of trying to stillborn but failing

Vicky " I tried to ram a golf club up and the spawn just wont die" Adam "you stillborn fail"

by moonyb April 5, 2010

Serena Fail

used for anyone who fails so hard that they have almost no redeeming qualities. Also uses a hairbrush as their lover

Jim: "Did you here about that one girl? They caught her using a hairbrush on herself"
Timmy: "Man that is so Serena Fail"

by Mr. Cassanova May 1, 2009

Epic Fail

when everything you do seems to suck and/or fail miserably. more over, every attempt you make at everything ends up in horrendous disaster or blowing up in your face.

asking your gifted teacher to proofread love letters to other men asking to court them.

WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!

by LOLPWNTZ April 15, 2008

You Fail it

-It's not for you
-You don't get the prize
-This ain't you farthers saiyuki

All in all, you got served and you most certainly fail it

"Why Mr Darcy, are you trying to insinuate that my womanhood can be given away at the toss of a hat, i do belive that you fail it"

by XeiXei October 16, 2004

epic fail

when victory is close and near at hand, and then complete failure results

An example of epic fail would be: Failing on the last note on Through the Fire and Flames on Expert on Guitar Hero 3.

by Colton King May 1, 2008

Fail Kid

A kid who thinks he is funny by saying things but really isn't. This type of person generally fails at life, has no friends and sits at their computer all day long. These people are different from trolls in the sense that they fail at trolling too and have no actual value to contribute to society or life.

A fail kid is someone who stalks you on facebook, posts random fail comments and thinks hes cool and good at everything they do.

by Mr.Thorn January 4, 2011