Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.
Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.
by Voizdev August 26, 2021
Get the Goon Scoopmug. the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.
by jermaineee January 17, 2024
Get the gooningmug. A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
by Magnesius February 26, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023
Get the goon nuggetmug. Australian slang word for cask/boxed wine.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
Get the Goonmug. by jacobandryansearchanddestroy June 10, 2018
Get the Goonmug.