Dog Rolled

Disappearing from society, removing themselves from group chats.

Has anyone seen Tom? Na cunt dog rolled like Maddie McCann.

by D Raid March 25, 2022

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021

Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)

that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl

by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

seamus the dog

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

by Listen Linda December 25, 2016

Dog

a person who likes to play roblox

I'm friends with someone who is dog.

by y0urdog November 3, 2022