As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

Ball smash

a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.

Must occur between two or more men.

Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.

Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?

Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.

by Ezmoz October 1, 2016

toilet ball

the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling

Can you buy a new toilet ball?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

pulled the balls on you

taken advantage and abused you (not physically, mentally or emotionally) psychologically-in terms of manipulation-as well as maybe financially and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it while it was happening

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

by Sexydimma October 9, 2016

Ball Gaser

(Ball Gaser) When someone gets caught gasing at another person's balls .

Haha your a fag you looked at the brain your a fucking ball gaser!

by J.fanatic October 17, 2016

Serve ball check

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.

- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked

by fikconker October 22, 2016

Wrecking Ball (V2)

An individual with a rather large reproductive member. These people are generally assholes, they love to gloat about their penis size and how if you ever touched it how you would be utterly obliterated.

Wow look at that Wrecking Ball (V2), Alexis!!!

I know I would love that in me!

by Niggermeat October 23, 2016