Lumberjacking Off

A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.

"I made a huge mess from lumberjacking off. Plus I think my roommates think we're logging."

by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017

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piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

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Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on

Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off

by Carson_dex October 2, 2015

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Off

Something a fucking eraser said in Mario Maker 2

Mario: "Gives the eraser the appropriate items"
Eraser: Thank You! I'll go off these bricks now! "Eraser commits suicide to erase brick from existence then reappears itself back into existence"
Mario: W h a t A n d W h y

by ZeroGヅ July 7, 2019

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Vultured off

When you listen to the VULTURES 1 or VULTURES 2 album and you stroke your "mini yeezy" (if you know what I mean) to the beat of whichever song off the albums

Person 1: "CARNIVAL always gets me hard as hell, genuinely vultured off to that shit last night."
Person 2: "Nah, CARNIVAL's overrated. I done vultured off to FIELD TRIP 25 times a day, I don't give a shit about my cock getting infections."

by yeezylover45 November 30, 2024

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