blue collar butt

A condition affecting individuals in blue-collar jobs, characterized by an itchy or chapped sensation in the anal area after a bowel movement while working out in the field, often caused by physical exertion, prolonged movement on foot, or exposure to harsh bathroom conditions.

After eating $23 worth of Taco Bell and hauling epstein island documents all day, Bergman was cursed with a wild flare-up of blue collar butt, making him waddle like a penguin with a personal vendetta against his own shit shooter.

by et55 November 4, 2025

butt tweefer

One whom tweefs one or many butts.

Wow, Jon was such a butt tweefer last night. I believe he deserves a good shanking.

by Lil' J Zizzle April 13, 2008

Butt Muscle

Douche Bag.
White Hat.
Poser.
D. Metzler From Baltimore Maryland

"Butt Muscle Is The New Douche Bag."

by Windsah Clang August 21, 2009

butt sore

When some one is upset about a certain situation or its outcome

Bill sure was Butt sore about how much his colonoscopy was going to cost.

by bigfreaky March 31, 2017

Butt pirate

When a football team (who are the pirates) win a game and they like it up the butt to eachother on their bus to each game that is away.

The butt pirate likes a lot of men in the same bus.

by Shaddicks November 8, 2025

tootie butt

An exceptionally cute person. Carrie.

That girl is a tootie butt.

by coolguyjustbncool July 24, 2020

smurfy butt syndrome

type A. When you take a shit in a porta potty and you splash some blue water on your butt hole.

Type B. When you eat too many homeless peoples asses and their gangrene morphs into gang blue and your butt falls off and the Polynesian people roast your blue butt at a luau

the buss driver had a terrible case of smurfy butt syndrome

by Kryan October 30, 2022