ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021

Blue Balls

Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.

"Dorian, are you going to the Blue Ball?"

"Disney loves putting Blue Balls in their princess movies"

by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020

Ball of worms

A large amount of unknown outcomes. Much like a can of worms or ball of wax...only worse.

Allissa opened a real ball of worms when she decided to have shoulder surgery.

by Jachyl July 21, 2023

wah-ball

a game which usually has 11 players.
like dodgeball,
except,
rather than 1 person throwing a rubber ball at the other 10+,
wah-ball involves 10 or more people throwing tennis balls or rubber balls at one person - the "wah".

(A large group of friends standing round, one produces a tube of tennis balls)
Tennis ball guy: Lets play wah-ball.
Geek: No, I'm always the damn wah.
Randomer: Lighten up JM, wah-ball rocks!
Geek: Have you ever been the wah? didnt think so.

by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009

Twink ball trap

Gape the anus and insert massive balls in to the void, wait for anus to shrink around balls get balls stuck in anus

Yo where’s chisum

Oh he’s stuck in the twink ball trap

by Skibidi sizzler May 20, 2024

Newtons balls

When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.

When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.

Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"

EWW man your fucken Newton baller?

Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.

by Wallet105 October 20, 2019

indian sun balls

An Indian sunburn on your nuts, when you rub your hands back and forth on the ballsack until it gets a sunburn like tendernous

Jim “how did Alex get into the frat so easy”
Tom “every current member had to give him Indian sun balls by sliding there hands back in forth until he has a sunburn on his balls!”
Jim “sounds great when can I start!”

by Mandingolll January 10, 2018