Hot Malört

Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi

Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.

Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.

by Unkindestpluto March 30, 2019

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Hot Cheeto Suicide

Someone who eats a lot of hot Cheetos hoping to die

That person hates their life so much that they consume outrageous amounts of hot Cheetos trying to Commit hot Cheeto Suicide

by Wikiguy April 3, 2019

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hot yam

wrestling match in the back of casella's room

"wanna hot yam you fucking pussy"

by daddycraigo April 15, 2019

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It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).

Haha... accidently forgot to tie up my sock, and all of the delicious hot mayo spilled over me..

by Jacob53 April 16, 2019

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