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Get the stop giving me inappropriate definitions i dont click on mug.Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
Get the You can lay your legs on me if you want to mug.When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 29, 2023
Get the Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! mug.Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.
Said to embarass/draw attention to said person
Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Said to embarass/draw attention to said person
Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009
Get the Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? mug.A phrase often used to express the desire for a task with substance. Asking for responsibility, meaning, purpose, something of interest, something that makes a difference, something that matters to the person making said statement.
I am tired of doing mundane, meaningless activities. Please, give me something I can sink my teeth into.
by THEREALJULIA April 16, 2006
Get the Give me something I can sink my teeth into mug.What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
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