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Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.
"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."
by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
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I GET WEAK

WOULD EAT ASSH0LE KINDLY.. I GET

I GO EAT TURDS WOULD EAT ASSHOLESHOLESHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LE KINDLY!!!!
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Resultant of surrenderering through just one person TILL desired like level of LIVES ANNIHILATED is reached of TARGETING HAS SHIFTED unbeknownst to the condescending.
If you will stick around I GET WEAK for you.

Exactly what MALAYSIA AND SINGAPORE did is OPERATION I GET WEAK to the AMERICANS.

The concept and of I GET WEAK was reached after a thorough closure of THE RESORTS WORLD of CAMERON the last MANDALAY BLACK SURVIVOR IN BUSH COUNTRY AND THE BUSHMEISTER START.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 23, 2021
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How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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Get on this munch

A phrase that is used to share good food with someone else.
Man1: What are you eating, man?

Man2: Some great steak, man. Get on this munch!
by What890 July 30, 2010
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Get Got

When you kill someone when they are running away from you in Among Us
Red: I was running to the button to vote you out.
Blue: GET GOT you little bitch
Purple: Red is sus
by Trisky1313 September 21, 2020
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Getting swish on The hot sauce

Sander: hey Mike i'm Going to Get a swish on the hot sauce will you company me
Mike: Boy Would I
Sander: hey Mike i'm Going to Get a swish on the hot sauce will you company me
Mike: Boy Would I
Getting Swish On The Hot Sauce is when a Man or a person with a working penis, That person Opens A Hot Sauce Glass And Puttguxhting it on his penis and swishing around Helicopter his Penis. if Long enough the person can put it's penis in his butthole.
by ZebraGamer November 22, 2019
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National Get Drunk Day

June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.
you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.
by holidayman25 June 13, 2024
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