Dick Nausea

When you feel like you’re gonna throw up after a furious dicking down.

I gotta stop having steamy morning sex it gives me a bad case of dick nausea

by Bailz June 4, 2020

Pasta dick

When she likes al dente so that she is still firm when you bite it.

My wife says our postman is a straight up pasta dick.

by MERLOT TOMITO June 7, 2020

Marathon Dick

Noun: a desensitized, yet still hard, penis that is capable of holding off cumming for an extreme duration of sexual intercourse.

While receiving head is not the time to strap on your marathon dick.

by Lepperdd June 10, 2020

Dicking drunk

When a dude is getting dicked down after getting drunk

Bob: Chet imma get dicking drunk tonight. catch me at elonzo's place.

Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?

by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020

dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips

Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups

by skankpuss September 5, 2020

Dick famous

When your dick is spread every where on the internet

Guy1, bro i sent a pic of my dick to this girl and she said she was gonna sent it to everyone.

Guy2, man thats hurt.

Guy1, its all good im Dick famous

by Herso September 5, 2020

Swizzle Dick

A sexual game/act involving two men standing face to face. They twist their flacid penises together and move their hips back and forth. They can also just sort of...tug. The first gentleman to achieve an erection declares himself the winner by exclaiming, "Uhhhh." The winner gets to choose where to go to dinner, or which movie to watch.

"I want to watch 'Phantom of the Opera', Stephen."
"Well, Lance, I'd prefer to watch 'Rent' this evening."

The only fair way to decide, is for us to swizzle dick.

by Uncle Beano 54 September 6, 2020