Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it

plz put horse cock here uwu

by ballslapper69 December 9, 2020

Cock-blocking Scooby Doo

Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.

or

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone

Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos

by rissie2q January 19, 2013

put the grub on your cock

what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension

Morty put the grub on your cock

by Devrux May 29, 2018

cock n ball medly

Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.

Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.

by Little man syndrome June 4, 2018

small circumcised filipino cock

Literally just a small circumcised filipino cock.

Lol, a small circumcised filipino cock.

by Balanced1 April 25, 2022

how big is kais cock

absolutely humongous and very yummy

kais gf-how big is kais cock?"

kai- absoltely humongeous and very yummy."

by kaiateuranus July 28, 2022

he's pulling his cock out

The act of pulling ones massive cock out.

he's pulling his cock out is to put your massive cock onto a table.

by His_cock_is_out January 24, 2022