Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.

•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”

by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023

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crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

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A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.

*dog acts crazy and its hilarious*
-little fuck head

by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019

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Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL

Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

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