butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023

Butt Nugget

When someone is being rude and looks like a squished up pile of meat that was just shit out of a man with kidney stones.

Hanna Shibli is the biggest butt nugget of all time.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Ciggy Butt Brain

A drug addict who has had their brain fried that much that the only thing left they know how to do is smoke cigarettes.

Mate 1: What's going on up in there mate? You got nothing but fuckin ciggy butts up there now. You got a ciggy butt brain.
Mate 2: No I don't

Mate 1: That's what they are going to call you man, they are going to call you man.

by Reggie 1.01 June 2, 2024

Velcro Butt

When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.

Guy 1: hey dude check this out

spreads ass cheeks

Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!

Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.

by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024

Butt-Shuttle

A peice of poop exiting someone's butthole.

I have to release a butt-shuttle.

by Butt-Shuttle June 5, 2024

Cincinnati Butt-Plug

A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.

The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.

Jim, I think we need to refill the cicadas in this Cincinnati Butt-Plug. They died.

by becheMal444 June 9, 2024