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Ons

Onna set , a slang used in mostly LA
Girl : fucc you then nicca !

Boy : ons who is you talkin to? Onc
by thaaj$intt March 29, 2024
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force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.
1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."
by SirDarwin March 30, 2024
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Real one

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Minus one

The person you would never bring. The opposite of your plus one.
Hey man, are you gonna bring Ginny to the wedding with you?
No way, man, she's my minus one. Great for a booty call, but I'm not introducing her to my family.
by The Obscure Gryphon January 16, 2026
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On one

1.A descriptive word towards someone that is doing extra circular activities at spontaneous hours of the day or night . Unusual behavior usually sped up as if someone did a line of meth and has extra energy to do just about anything at a fast pace .

2. When someone is tripping on something that is all in their head and acting delusional .

3. When someone is doing way too much .
My neighbor was mowing his lawn at 3 o clock i the morning he must be “on one “
by SPRA3K January 20, 2026
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Hollywood Hole in One

When someone is duct taped to the floor to be completely restrained and the other person is on a pull up bar while trying to shit directly in the others mouth like a hole in one.
Alex gave Brad a nasty hollywood hole in one in Crowl’s basement last night.
by Mr Hollywood January 23, 2026
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Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.
I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir
by kizlett January 23, 2026
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