pulling a henry

serial killer fella henry lee lucas lied to the guards about killing 600 people when he didn’t so he could get fags and milkshakes off them, and the guards were so lazy they just pinned the murders on him so he continued to lie for fags. when you make up a story or you’re telling a lie, you’re basically pulling a henry

friend: i was pulling a henry earlier to the principal because i ditched my classes so i told her i rang my mother and went home sick

me: dumbass

by yeahmyg March 21, 2023

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Get the pulling a henrymug.

Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012

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