man crush monday

Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.

My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.

by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013

Grown Man Shit

Handling business like a damn grown man.

"Andy never handles grown man shit, hes such an adolescent still"

by chewmanneverhandles October 21, 2011

elephant mans hat

a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in

i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat

by big dean July 24, 2009

Man-whore rampage

The act of sleeping with at least seventeen women in a row.

He went a man-whore rampage anything with female organs ended up victims.

by Fred Fredburger jimbo frank October 17, 2011

Last man in the gangbang

To get fucked out of something!

man I waited to get those concert tickets, Just to be the last man in the gangbang!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

man the fuck up

be a man not a bitch; see training day where he tells him to hit that mexican garbage

yo bitch, man the fuck up and finish that dime!

by t double d ya'll July 24, 2004

that's what a man does

Phrase taken from the 2004 movie "The Girl Next Door." Can be used when disscussing sexual exploits, excessive drug usage, great plays in sports, a good book, and nearly anything. That's What A Man Does can be said at anytime when describing nearly anything that a man would do. Also, That Is So NOT What A Man Does can be used as a phrase of discontent towards something your buddy has done that offends you (ugly chicks, forget to pay you back for beer, etc.)

Me:Dude, I got so crunk last night I did two chicks at once on the roof.
Shane: YEA BABY THATS WHAT A MAN DOES.
Me:Except one was like 300 pounds and the other had backne like mad.
Andrew: No dude, so not what a man does.

by David Burner June 8, 2005