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Jerk off

When two people compete in a dance called the Jerk to see who’s better at jerking.
“Dan and Bill are gonna have a jerk off after school!”
by anonymous December 11, 2021
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off the aaron

When you meet a dude named Aaron and start to copy his style, comedy, and personality.

A very specific kind of personality osmosis.
"yo why have you been acting so cool and hot ever since you met that dude Aaron?"

"i don't know dude, i guess im off the aaron"
by Real G Ricky November 22, 2021
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Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
by anonymous July 4, 2024
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Toss off

What many people call POS politician in Georgia who sucks up idiots' money from other states in Georgia...Jon Toss off.

Holy shot what the fuck is that? Tossoff.
I am going to waste my vote on Jon Toss off.
by POd expat December 8, 2020
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Piss off you cunt

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx
Person 1: can I ha-
Person 2: piss off you cunt
by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023
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It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015
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Off his head

"my old man's going off his head, you know"
by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025
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