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Cock-sack combo

when you wrap your nuts around your dick and stick it in a vagina or mouth.
Laci ordered up my cock-sack combo last night so i delivered that shit to her
by Erica Wogomon February 22, 2008
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COCK-SLOP O'CLOCK A DOOOOOOO

When your girl wakes you up before sunrise for a lil sexy time, specifically a blow job.
Man, I was trying to sleep in but my gf woke me up at 6am shouting like a rooster, "COCK-SLOP O'CLOCK A DOOOOOOO!!" and then just started going down on me. Weird, but sometimes you just don't question it.
by FinFran2 April 20, 2021
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tough talk for a fella with a small cock

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock
by snitsgrits May 12, 2020
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National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
by memevegtal December 19, 2019
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Cock block awareness day

Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.
John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."
by Kegmeister October 4, 2012
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Your mother sucks cocks in hell

The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.

A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
by Tyrion March 4, 2011
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shit faced cock sucker

The fucking homo hoo made telitubies.
The homo hoo made telitucies was a shit faced cock sucker thats berore i kicked his ass and screwed hos mom!
by Boobie Shervakaklakaka April 28, 2005
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