The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

The other day I told my mother-in-law to eat shit, she dared me to do the Virgin hot dog

by NastyLover May 20, 2020

dogs

Referring to ones toes

Put those dogs away!

by Sea salt dick February 19, 2023

Ping Dog

A user in Discord that gets angry with you for pinging the admin or server owner. They are usually hold no power in the Discord server and just wish to exert authority on another player by attempting to come to the defense of the server owner/admin.

Jeremy132: @Admin I really like this game thank you for creating it!
PingDog2255: @Jeremy132 You idiot, I can't believe you mentioned the Admin! You are stupid, and I hate you!
PingDog1923: @Jeremy132 God damn you bro, you've doomed us all for pinging the Admin! We all hate you.
Jeremy132: What did I do wrong?? You are both a couple of Ping Dogs.

by mockywottle July 30, 2023

Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."

Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."

by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011

love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Hog Dog

In the southern portion of the United States, it is not uncommon to, see people driving pickup trucks with a couple of large dogs in the back. Most of these dogs, are breeds of hounds and other dogs used in hunting, especially hunting wild boar and Hogs. It is now very widespread and common to refer to these dogs as hog dogs.

I took my hog dog out hunting this weekend and we took down a 200 lb wild boar.

by karendontcare420 April 4, 2019

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020