Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.
Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....
by RichTheRedn3ck December 19, 2025
Get the French Canadian Butt Sex mug.When you put a device in your ass, connect an air compressor, and pump your butt cheeks up with air. The air will makes it look like a BBL, without the surgery, and for must cheaper
Did you see Ashley? I heard she got a Bowling Green Butt Lift (BGBL) the other day at Trevor’s party, and none of her pants fit anymore!
by Justin Sendito December 25, 2025
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Get the Shit from a Butt mug.When you get sperm in your butt and it’s solidified the smell is described as rotten eggs if it comes out, it comes in a thick gooey substance
by Dystopian Willy guys January 7, 2026
Get the Butt cheese mug.When a person doesn’t trim their butt hair and it gets so long it can be combed over their butt hole.
by Papazesty January 7, 2026
Get the butt hair combover mug.Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
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