Slytherin Syndrome

The overwhelming need to be the best at something, anything.

Comes from the major ambition associated with the Slytherin House.

Becky was crying because her teacher told her that she was as good as the best person in class because she has Slytherin Syndrome.

by SexualGiraffe December 6, 2016

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lasse syndrome

Lasse Syndrome is when you are better than anyone else, especially your friends. A person with the special syndrome, has the ability to fuck everyones girls.

"Omg he has the Lasse syndrome!"
"He is infected with the Lasse Syndrome, watch your pussies! :-("

by Albert Ottenberg December 14, 2016

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milad syndrome

A syndrome that gives you the urge to lick ass immediately. This makes your school teachers give you better grades, but also makes all the other students hate you.

Person 1: "Oh my god is he out licking ass again?"
Person 2: "Yeah i think he has the milad syndrome"

by Sechtiw December 14, 2016

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The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

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laszio syndrome

A rare nervous condition that causes one's right leg to extend involuntarily when in proximity with persons of Syrian descent.

She didn't kick that child, nor did she trip that man carrying his children. It was an involuntary leg spasm common to people afflicted with Laszio Syndrome

by Le Daze October 26, 2015

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