Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
Get the Beating off behind the bush mug.When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."
Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"
Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."
Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."
Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011
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Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.
Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.
by Captain Christian November 4, 2021
Get the Working Off mug.When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.
An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
Get the Cracking the bun off the cheese mug.by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv mug.a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male
by oilyotter December 13, 2021
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