When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009
Get the neating offmug. 
Get the Twwaked offmug. by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023
Get the Wash the chicken shit off your eggsmug. To be off the yage is to be so incredibly visionary and introspective that one is literally off of the yage.
Friend 1: "Dude have you heard that crazy new Kanye song?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude Kanye really went off the yage on this one"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude Kanye really went off the yage on this one"
by CucumberDawg May 19, 2021
Get the off the yagemug. Once there was a token called WIF, a dog with a hat. But who put a hat on dog? $NOHAT came and removed the hat, because why would you put a hat on a dog.
by altrododo May 13, 2024
Get the the hat stays offmug. by Raeen September 10, 2005
Get the full goin offmug. "incredible," "unbelievable"
by mattmaker July 16, 2003
Get the off da spindlemug.