Dick Hooked

After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.

Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.

by kulatto February 10, 2020

Dick Debt

Dick debt

I've been waiting for a month for her or suck it and now she is in Dick debt she owes me.

by Hoddie February 21, 2020

Dick Dusted

The act of intentionally or unintentionally farting on an erect penis. This is most often experienced during aggressive foreplay.

After demolishing some Taco Bell last night Samantha dick dusted me while we were making out

by Snaproll3570 March 7, 2020

Snake Dick

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.

Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.

by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020

Dick Nugget

noun. The delicious result of taking severed human penises, grinding them into a fine ground dick-meat-patty, shaping them into nuggets, lightly battering and frying. Best served with BBQ or honey mustard.

I had the best dick nugget the other day! You could tell that they used fresh dick, none of that frozen dick patty stuff.

by Ms_TaySti8 March 20, 2020

fanny-dick

a dick that is permanently wet from the production of excessive pre- cum resulting in it feeling like a moist fanny

His fanny-dick was extra wet today i felt like I was going down on a woman!!!

by Fi69 May 1, 2020

dungeon dick

when a mans dick is dingy and damp like he’s been in a dungeon

“have you seen that guys penis ? It’s so gross, he’s got a real dungeon dick”

by dungeondickdan May 10, 2020