Dog

A man

Thats a dog (you have to say it in a deep voice)

by User1234568o February 8, 2020

dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 25, 2020

Hot Dog

Hot Dog

Hot Dog A person who uses mustard or ketchup or both for masturbating

"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"

by Rebel Friend March 26, 2020

Dog head

Maria dwyer

Maria is a dog head because she shags everyone’s fella

by Owkayooo222 March 30, 2020

Dog

Did you really search up dog?

dog

by chicken big balls March 31, 2020

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

Slam fish-dog end

The slam fish-dog end is the sexual action of doing the doggy while flailing around like a fish while your partner spits saliva over you .

Did you hear that Ben did the slam fish-dog end

by Hauled wet minge April 13, 2020