See, HE'S the BAD one and the BAD ONE ALWAYS LIES

But I'm the GOOD one and I tell the truth! I just want peace and love and happiness and, um, puppies...

A retard "See, HE'S the BAD one and the BAD ONE ALWAYS LIES!"

Hym "You're... A fucking retard..."

A retard "SEE! SEE! He says the bad words! You can't say that about people cus that's bad and it makes people feel bad. How would you feel is somebody said you were a retard?"

Hym "I would just laugh."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

One-Star Person

The opposite of a Five-Star rating. As often used for a hotel or restaurant, etc.. One-star is the lowest rating on the scale. Except this applies to people.

Do you see that one-star person checking in to the hotel with Walmart bag "luggage"?

by TheBirdee December 17, 2025

One time

I worked in south central L.A. in the late 80s. The drug dealers would give some of the local kids money to stand on the corner to watch for the police. If a patrol car turned off of Central on to one of the side streets the kids would yell out "one time or two times" depending on how many patrol cars were coming. More than one coming usually meant somebody was going to get jammed up. The youth grew up hearing the police referred to as "one time." It was common for the local youth to greet law enforcement with the phrase, "what's up one time." It wasn't meant or taken derogatory. Just part of the culture.

"What's up one time!"

by 10-15 December 17, 2025

One-sided beef

When one or more people are either angry, hostile, or holding a grudge toward somebody who either doesn't care, doesn't know why, or wasn't involved in the situation at all.

"He's got one-sided beef with me, I don't even know what I did."

by hamchurchur December 17, 2025

Have a good one

A friendly way of saying Goodbye.

"It's been good man."
"Yeah man! Have a good one."

by Android1639 December 20, 2025

one-tripped

one-tripped (verb): To successfully complete a challenging, typically multi-attempt task or endeavor in a single try, especially when it was thought improbable or impossible.

"My brother one-tripped his driver’s license test: parallel parked on the first try, no corrections, no second chance. Mom still brags about it at every family dinner."

"I one-tripped assembling the IKEA dresser; zero missing screws, no cursing, done in under an hour. I deserve a medal."

"I one-tripped the final raid boss in Destiny 2 on my first clear. No wipes, no LFG drama, just flawless execution. The fireteam still calls me ‘One-Trip’ now."

by ImperialFleet1 December 23, 2025

One

$

Look at that dollar. It’s got the word one on it. What animal is on that one?

by Migale December 26, 2025