National bitch day

On May 11th is national bitch day. If someone is acting like a bitch you may slap them until they stop being a bitch

If someone is born an May 11th, everyone will be able to call them a bitch for as long as they live

You are being a bitch and today is National bitch day, if u keep acting like a bitch ill slap you.

by Tiger car May 1, 2023

National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27

National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.

by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024

National Slay Day

Created by Kim Namjoon and Park Jihyo on August 6th, 2023. It it typically celebrated by pressing the slay button and gagging everyone with your insane visuals. (i.e: Park Jihyo, BTS, KARD’s BM, Stray kids’ Felix.

Park Jihyo celebrated National Slay Day by serving in her teaser pics for her new album, ZONE.

by Dwaekki August 6, 2023

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024

National Hoe Day

It’s a national holiday where we celebrate the hoes and the whores on May 4th.

Hi Cindy, Happy National Hoe Day.

by anonymous rizzler August 12, 2025

national grab ass day.

National smack ass day.

it's national grab ass day. damn that ass look fat in the jeans, lemme smack it.

by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day

July 28th is national beat yo girlfriend day

Dont forget about National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day on July 28th beat tf outta her bro

by Dracccc July 24, 2025