Dirty Mike

A person who is willing or forced to give a peice of shit a blowjob, or something in the same motion.

"I'll never give you a dirty mike again, i still have shit between my teeth".

by Poohonkey October 6, 2006

Dirty luke

To piss all over ur sisters new born baby and lick it off while maturating on a goat

Fuck man I need to eat mac and cheese and do a dirty Luke to get off

by Phart smella March 21, 2021

dirty megan

When your girl leaves a snail trail on the floor on the way to cleaning up the after math of sexy time.

I was exhausted after those 4 long minutes of intercourse...making my way to the bathroom I slipped in a dirty megan.

by DVS_MAGGOT March 25, 2020

dirty pillows

it's when you spluge allover a girls tits.

Dude!!I made you clean pillows dirty pillows. :) (.)(.)clean
(&)(&)

by shiggagwaga June 21, 2007

Dirty DJ

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, another classic.
It is where a man places his mouth on the females sphincter while reaching around and rubbing her like a DJ does his disks.

John "so, me and susie are getting intimate."
You "You gonna give her a dirty DJ soon?"
John "That's a good idea, she might like that."

by ThunderMissile January 25, 2011

Dirty Jeanette

when you're pinned down face up by a swamp rabbit, with both middle fingers in the air and a mouth full of skittles, usually followed by an outbreak of the skittles pox

i had the best dirty Jeanette of my live but theses skittles pox sure are killing me

by dirty trucker February 15, 2019

Dirty Sprite

Sprite mixed with Promethazine/Codeine and Xanex.
aka Zan with that Lean

My sprite so dirty foo- Future

I been leanin like a kickstand kuz of this Dirty Sprite- Soulja Boy

by Swag Me TF OUT ! September 30, 2011