chaunce balls

The utmost form of chilling with your balls to the wall.

Andrew: "From the windowssss to the chaunce balls."
Sally: "Let the sweat drip down your chaunce balls"

Drew: "Look at the size of those chaunce balls!"
Sal: "IttiBitz don't have nothing on those chaunce balls"

by Andy Salsberry September 6, 2014

chaunce balls

Chilling with your balls on the wall

Andrew: "ittybitz aint got nothing on those chaunce balls"

Sally: "to the winows to the chaunce balls"

by Andy Salsberry September 6, 2014

Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014

Ball Cranking

Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles

I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.

by 1956315649 September 25, 2014

Balls are Torqued

When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.

John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.

by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014

Deep Fried Balls

When a man fucks a girl in the butthole and the balls of the man are hitting the fanny (panny) of the girl. that's the moment when the balls are getting deep fried

X: "So you had sex last night"
Y: "yeh i've got Deep Fried Balls."

by FUQBOII October 23, 2014

spiders ball

The art of delicately chaffing your balls against a woman's inner vagina walls.

Aw dude, I just pulled a spiders ball.

by TheDevilHerself December 5, 2014