Babyhand syndrome

The disease that makes a Dixie cup look huge in your hand.

Having babyhand syndrome wasn't so bad when I masturbated.

by Marine bcb November 17, 2016

Game Nostalgia Syndrome

Rediscovering a childhood classic and going back to play it but finding out it's a pile of shit

Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater was such a good game but it gave me Game Nostalgia Syndrome with it's inferior controls.

by Gamermemes_ November 18, 2016

Auburn-Syndrome

This syndrome allows you to sweep the driveway and drink 10 pounds of Dr. Pepper a day.

That stupid ginger kid has Auburn-Syndrome.

by Aidan Glover November 18, 2016

Dazzling Syndrome

When you can't stop looking fabulous no matter how hard you try.

This giraffe has dazzling syndrome

by UntilDawnFan November 21, 2016

Simpson Syndrome

When a girl sucks your dick so well that you turn yellow

"Yo last night I hooked up with this girl and she gave my Simpson syndrome"

by OH my God DADDY November 30, 2016

Spaghetti Syndrome

When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.

You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.

by SpaghettiSyndrome November 30, 2016

monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.

I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.

by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016