proletariat syndrome

when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.

the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder

by Sexydimma July 30, 2016

Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

by princessemily123 August 23, 2016

Westlake Syndrome

Often a condition associated with Westlakers. Commonly involves the gradual deterioration of the ability to socially interact with the opposite sex.

Katie, John and Henry arrive at a party.
Katie: "Hi,John!"
*John faints*
Henry: "Don't worry about him, just a case of Westlake Syndrome"

by blobobobobob August 28, 2016

Medler's Syndrome

When an ok looking girl goes out with a guy and then when he breaks up with her she turns ugly and psychotic. This was named after a high school student that had to get a restraining order from his crazy ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: Yo you should totally hook up with Tara, she's so easy
Guy 2: Nah, that bitch got Medler's Syndrome

by PussyhunterBarzillay September 22, 2016

Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.

Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.

by CumSlvt October 12, 2016

Sketch Syndrome

Sketch syndrome is when you are very cautious of your surroundings, sometimes it gets too much and makes your legs shake and cause fainting.

"Here come on we go industrial it's a bit sketchy here, my sketch syndrome is kicking in"

by Sketch syndrome October 24, 2016

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

The desire to become tunnel buddies with one of your friends.

Man, ever since Mike told me about his wild night with Amanda I've had a bad case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.

by McGillionaire November 5, 2016