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by optimus_87_ca June 26, 2004
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to your face

To have something raw and straight to yourself.
Billy! You better drink that bottle to your face!

I just smoked 10 grams to my face!
by Goldspot April 30, 2008
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your face

sometimes a hilarious and/or stupid comeback with no known comeback. added when youre being hit with good insults.
shmo-ur really ugly and stupid
shmo-hey what r u lookin at?
jo-YOUR FACE!!!!!! HAHAHA!! *runs off screaming*

#2
fred- yo! did you see that ugly guy today?
bob-yup
fred- oh yea? what did it look like?
bob-YOUR FACE! hahahaha!!!!
fred-ummm, no your face
bob- *already walking away* sure, dude the moments gone

#3
sally- *running away crying*
jeff- what you do to her man?
mike-uh, she saw YOUR FACE!!!!!! hahaha!!!
by l.h. November 21, 2006
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your choad

"You're in some deep shit now."
"Oh yeah? Well, your choad was in some deep shit last night. Oh snap!"
by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004
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your face

an inferior synonym to your mom

used as an immature, irritating comeback to anything said or asked (and is slightly less offensive to your mother)
Mom: Take the trash out.
Me: Take your face out.

Dad: How ws your day?
Me: Your face!

Sara: I got the new Kagrra Album, nya nya!
Me: YOUR FACE, BITCH!

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Where's your face?!

Kid: You're stupid.
Me: Your FACE is stupid! Ohhh! PWND!
by -.- June 24, 2005
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your bad

when someone is so dismissive of, and unapologetic for, a mistake they've made that someone else needs to dismissively not apologize for them in order to point out their incredible lack of consideration for the world.
alan: dude, you just spilt your pabst blue ribbon all over my laptop and ruined it.

justin: oh, did i?

alan: yea dude. your bad.
by pseudodaniel November 19, 2009
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Your Mum

'Your mum' is a cuss originating presumably from one of the many ghettos in the UK. Mainly used by chavs, it is a comeback to an insult that cannot be beaten in any other way. Also used as an answer to almost any question, it is one of the most universal cuss downs of the twenty first century as of yet.
Initiating insult:'Shut up you ignoramus.'
Comeback:'Why don't you tell your mum to shut up!'

or

(someone pointing at a hippo in a zoo)Q:'What's that?'
A:'Your mum!'
by GEJH November 6, 2008
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